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L.A.M.E. 1 STUDY & DICTIONARY OF WORDS

 

 

 

 

L.A.M.E. 1 Study / Dictionary

 

 

 

L & M E 1 Utopia Serenity

 

Utopias Serenity

 

Higher Education

 

L.A.M.E. ONE 101;

 

LIFE IS A LEARNING LESSON,

 

KEEP LEARNING!

 

 

 

Public Service Announcement(s):

 

KEEPING L&me1's ABREAST of L.A.M.E. 1s' abbreviatory

dialect is not only key, to hearing what L.A.M.E. 1 is saying,

it is also a fundamental to flowing with the kaleidoscope

of written words:

 

 

CALL IT SHORTHAND

 

OR

 

PHONETICALLY SPEAKING

 

 

 

 

BELOW IS THE L&me1s' LYRICAL LANGUAGE

 

BREVITY TALK OF LINGUSTICS FOR ALL!

 

 

 

? = QUESTION

 

? Who is L.A.M.E. 1 SPEAKING TO?

 

Lamette's = GIRLS exclusively

 

Lame-us = BOYS exclusively

 

Lame1s or L&me1s = GIRLS & BOYS

 

 

 

 

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice

Boys are made of hammers and nails and puppy dog tails

 

 

AG"A"BZ and AB"A"GZ /

 

PRIVATE LABEL And much more:

 

Again I am a LOVE AND MAKING EXPERT (ONE);

 

 

 

I say a lot and have no time to differentiate who

 

I may be speaking with at the time.

 

 

 

So L&ME1 does not lose our flow (train of thought),

 

here are sum phonetics;

 

 

 

Legend N Alphabetical Order

 

 

A = ADULTS who I’m speaking with:

 

18 years of age and more

 

"A" or "a" or & = AND

 

B = BOYS

 

G = GIRLS

 

 

 

As I think about being L.A.M.E. 1:

 

1 would wonder, maybe?

 

In essence the position of three being,

 

one is as such:

 


Love Muse of Various Artistic Sonnets as a Free-Lover' Prose,

 

As Lovers Express Their Inherent Expression Yearning the Natural:

 

 

Aura of Lovers - As Two Became Three;

 

Three Become One UNION of Lovers Muses

 

of Various Artistic Sonnets as a Free-Lover Prose. 

 

As 1 would wonder, maybe

 

 

– As Two Became Three; Three Become 1;

 

 

Just one more side bar thought,

 

 

Impress your Lamette (GIRL(S)) or Lame-us (BOY(S))

 

with CHEF LAME1 free food cooking tips link

 

(Top of page)

 

 

 

Simplistic ways of mixing and matching

 

to create 1 of a kind dishes!

 

 

For those of us barely making it,

 

does not mean AMORUS AMOUR is unavailable!

 

 

- 99 Dollar store type lifestyle in the beginning

 

/ Isn’t all that bad, just because of “Student Loans”:

 

 

I live the lifestyle every once and a while

 

and can afford to show balling on a budget,

 

doesn’t mean anybody should have to sacrifice

 

a healthy lifestyle!

 

 

What L&me1s (Love and making expertise) 1

 

see throughout, is a Bunch of odds and ends

 

accumulated over time, of my own originality.

 

 

Going to a school of higher learning after K – 12, costs.

 

Entertainment: Movie Dates; Sporting Events;

 

Buying a Deck of Cards, Board Games; etc. costs.

 

 

 

Oh yeah, what LOVERS spend over the course of a year,

 

for Amorous paraphernalia for each other also adds up!

 

 

 

 

LIST OF L.A.M.E. 1 DEFFINITIONS - MORE to COME!

 

 

L.A.M.E. 1 ism: Eye see (IC); Isometric Calisthenics  

 

ex: Something one might say during foreplay and or coitus.  

 

 

 

 

 

LAME 1 Definition of Nexual / Non-sexual

 

 

Nexual (verb): things to ponder before and or

 

after a sexual orgasms and just maybe if you

 

did not orgasm, sustains the need for a "Nexual"!

 

Example: Go for a jog or walk outside and vibe with each other!

 

 

 

 

 

LAME 1 Definition of Viewer Crush

 

 

Viewer Crush: is the state of sight.  What a cliché of the basics view,

 

“beauty is in the [eye] of the beholder”. 

 

L.A.M.E. 1 has another view – “beauty; abags or good-looking agabs”

 

is in the [eyes] of the beholder!

 


Define eye of the beholder: Plain talk, would the eye be a young lady’s

 

vagina or a vagina that envelopes or beholds a male member?


Pay attention, the cliché says eye – L.A.M.E. 1 says eyes!


And does the cliché refer to sexual organs

 

or sight from the heads on top of the shoulders.


 

So, what is a viewer crush?  A “Viewer Crush” is someone televised

 

on TV, that another adores by sight only from afar by viewing!

 

 

 

 

 

LAME 1 Definition of 'Escargot Mail'

 

 

Escargot Mail (Electronic Snail Mail); ESCARGOT + MAIL = Electronic Snail Mail;

 

Snail Mail = Mail Delivered by Hand / example:United States Postal Service

 

 

 

 

 

LAME 1 Definition of "Diploma" ['dip' 'low' 'ma']

 

 

missionary diploma ['dip' 'low' 'ma'] - AGA'BZ: Don't forget; Statue of Liberty

 

stands tall and statuesque; the Eifel tower could be statuesque as is the

 

statue of liberty; If and only if the Eiffel tower could be enveloped

 

by the Statue of Liberty (Not a statement or Question, just

 

something for 18+ L&me1s to ponder)

 

 

 

 

L&ME1 18+ Urban Lingo [ linguistics]

 

www.thefreedictionary.com/lingam

 

www.thefreedictionary.com/yoni

 

www.thefreedictionary.com/cunnilingus

 

www.thefreedictionary.com/fellatio

 

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boo

 

 

 

 

( ? ) Why not shop for your Boo at a BOUTIQUE

 

 

LAME 1 Definition of 'Boutique'

 

Boutique: services rendered for Specialized Clientele

 

 

LAME 1 Definition of 'Emporium'

 

Emporium: Allegory 'BOUTIQUE' Specializing in mass production

 

 

LAME 1 Definition of 'Cunnilingus'

 

A Lamettes 'YONI' will cunn your 'Jade Stem' less

 

X's & O's

 

LAME 1 Definition of 'Fellatio'

 

A Lamers "Minute Man' scenario should evolve more

 

and playtime for the Lamettes 'Jade Flower' should have

 

less down time especially for those of us that like to

 

French kiss ~ X's & O's

 

 

( ? ) ~ X's & O's { Does still mean KISSES and HUGS }

 

 

LAME 1 Philosophical thought of word 'Fellatio'

 

Saying vowels in order is a; e; i; o; u; and sometimes 'y'

 

quick reference: by - in order to form a word it has to have a vowel.

 

 

Okay 'Fellatio' - After orgasm or premature ejaculation or minute man

 

'Fellatio' / 'Fall (etio)': Fall or Fell, same thought encompasses

 

the secretion of "baby batter' / [limp·itus]

 

 

[limp·itus] the process there of from

 

{erectus standus} to [limp·itus]

 

 

 

 

 

 

Higher Education

 

L.A.M.E. ONE 101

 

LIFE IS A LEARNING LESSON,

 

KEEP LEARNING!