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L.A.M.E. 1 SWING

 

 

LOVE AND MAKING EXPERT SWING

 

L.A.M.E. 1 Sex Swing Furniture

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NEW Doorway Pull Up Bar Sex Swing - $135.79 USD

 

 

 

Amorous Education with Family Friendly Entertainment & Promotions!

 

 

For the tax savvy perspective, meaning: the business minded

 

(self-employed - corporate - sole proprietors - small entities).

 

A healthy sex life is part of everyones overall well being!

 

Here's a Scenario: Guests come over, all they see is a doorway pull up bar

 

 

- inner thought "Ah staying fit"

 

In the tax code, there is a clause for supporting healthy living

 

amongst the employer's employees.

 

 

- it is a tax write off or benefit for employers / self - employed

 

/ employees or something to that effect.

 

 

 

What i do know is offering continuing education

 

(Going Back to School)

 

- Is more to the point an overall benefit to the company as

 

a whole, a more educated work force is a plus.

 

 

 

Also, there are TAX write offs for keeping a healthy workforce

 

- be it membership at an exercise establishment

 

or buying exercise equipment!

 

 

Exercise memberships, equipment, etc., do not quote i

 

on this one - ask around, if giving a "doorway pull up bar"

 

as a present, is a tax write off?

 

 

 

Does little to no damage to ones' apt., suite, condominium,

 

house, mansion, office, board room, etc.

 

 

 

For the Individual L&me1s, the purchase could have

 

Nothing to do with a tax code or guidelines - Just because,

 

never had a Sex Swing or always wanted to invest in a

 

Doorway Pull-up Bar (Sold Separately)!

 

 

 

This is what a L.A.M.E. SWING looks like when

 

assembled with a Doorway Pull-up Bar (Sold Separately)

 

 

 

NO

Shipping & Handling

or

DELIVERY CHARGES

for 48 state orders AK, HI & others

shipping only charges will apply

 

L.A.M.E. 1

 

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$135.79 USD

 

BUY BUTTON

 

L&me1s this is nothing more than

Amorous Threshold Amour,

Could be given as a newlywed honeymoon

gift and then some!

 

LIONELL INC has already paid for the manufacturing

of the LAME 1 SWINGS some time ago ! 

 

The total to get the LAME 1 SWINGS here

for distribution is more of a philosophical thought now. 

 

L.A.M.E. ONE 101;

LIFE IS A LEARNING LESSON, KEEP LEARNING!

 

 

Once we have reached our quota of 101 pre-sales / orders

– then the LAME 1 SWINGS will be air freighted

to the fulfillment center for distribution.

 

Emails will be sent to the LAME 1 SWING

purchasers every time we hit a 25 in sales milestone!

 

 

Today 7/14/2016 I checked the web to price check other Sex Swings

 

(Lovemaking Swing), so L.A.M.E. 1 asking PRICE would not be off.

 

Then i reread the bottom part of L&ME1WaterForLife.Org

 

and a short synopsis:

 

When it came time to purchase stuff like sex swings-etc, there were 2 major problems: The costs and the

 

unusual damage that I would have to do to my residence in order to set-up some of the stuff.

 

I am somewhat of an inventor and as part of Emperor of Love I have created a realm called - Ambassador of

 

Love Erotica. This realm deals with house/apartment friendly romantic paraphernalia. What that means is the

 

swings and so on in this product line was designed to be portable for

 

easy storage and stealthy when in plain view.

 

 

This is some of L.A.M.E. 1 thoughts around 2001

 

Price adjustment: $135.79 USD

 

Previous Price: $1,001.69

 

Higher Education

 

L.A.M.E. ONE 101

 

LIFE IS A LEARNING LESSON,

 

KEEP LEARNING!

 

L.A.M.E. 1 manifesto, 250 pre-order quota before sending for

 

the L.A.M.E. 1 SWING’s

 

– L.A.M.E. 1 SWING already manufactured around February 2016

 

& just hanging out like a hammock's

 

at the manufacturing plant!

 

 

L.A.M.E. 1 Fashion

 

 

"17 & Below Stay In School"