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LAME 1 Poetic License
When a condom tears or break,
does 1 return said sexual paraphernalia
and ask for their currency back
or file a Lawsuit for the future amounts
of raising said unplanned pregnancy?
For the books and electronic downloads (No)
If there is damage during delivery of any L.A.M.E. 1 Goods and Services
Return Policy is thus - Keep the packaging and return and upon receipt a new order will be sent...
L.A.M.E. ONE 101;
LIFE IS A LEARNING LESSON, KEEP LEARNING!
L&ME 1 Definition of 'Escargot Mail':
Escargot Mail (Electronic Snail Mail);
ESCARGOT + MAIL = Electronic Snail Mail;
Snail Mail = Mail Delivered by Hand / example:
United States Postal Service
L.A.M.E. 1 ESCARGOT MAIL